When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.
— The Princess Bride
You desire a jacket that at all times reminds people you are here for one reason and one reason only: to singlehandedly take out the trash. Whether you are a political hopeful, jury foreman, or Macy’s district manager, at certain times you’re going to need to prove you have the bag sturdy enough for the job.
2. The American Samurai
There are still those who continue to live by the Old Codes. Honor has not been forgotten. A culture of discipline and warlord’s secrets has been upheld through generations by the chosen few. The ancient way of the Ronin, a Samurai without a master, has been passed down through the spoken word, and in the graphic novel and limited trade paperback formats as well. You are the American Samurai who stands forever vigilant, forever alone.
